After the Angel's loss last Sunday, seven tests in four days, and his 27th old man birthday approaching, Andy deserved a lumber jack kind of retreat...so that's what we did! Santa Barbara has to be one of the most beautiful places to go camping (or shopping)!
Meet Lumber Jack & Lumber Jill, or Jen whatever
Lumber Jack studied ortho
while Lumber Jen read love stories
While enjoying the view, a terrible storm rolled in and sucked Lumber Jen right into the ocean.
Luckily, Lumber Jack was a certified life guard and came to Jen's rescue
Even luckier, Lumber Jen used her mad crab walking skills she learned in 1st grade PE to keep herself safe until Lumber Jack spotted her.
Lumber Jack & Jen shared a sweet embrace and then celebrated their reunion with an intense game of FROLF, on an 18 hole course stashed secretly away in the middle of camping paradise
After an intense and sweaty game of FROLF, Lumber Jen asked Lumber Jack if she looked beautiful and he proudly exclaimed, "Yes, in your own beautiful greasy way". That was when she knew he truly loved her despite her odor. To show Lumber Jack just how much she loved him, she broke her rule of no showering and not changing her socks & transformed from this....
Lumber Jack was mezmorized by her enchanting smell, drug out his axe and built her a ferocious fire.
Lumber Jack & Lumber Jen lived happily ever after roasting weenies, growing old together and painting pictures in the sand
WOW, we really need to have a kid so it can take more pictures of us together! : )