Hello, my name is Jen, I'm 25 years old and I scream, cry, laugh, curse and fall out of the bed in my sleep! A few nights ago I was just about to fall peacefully sound asleep when I had one of those weird dreams right before drifting off that a cockroach was on me. SICK!!! So of course, I jumped in my sleep and fell out of my bed that is raised pretty high above the ground and landed on my broken wrist! Yes, that would be the one I'm not suppose to lift anything with or put any pressure on for 4-6 more weeks to make sure it heals. Keep in mind I have no cast or protection whatsoever. I've never craughed (cried and laughed) so hard before in my life. It hurt like no other but was absolutely hilarious lying on the floor hearing Andy jump out of bed panicked as he heard a very large crash against our oscillation fan and me hitting the floor yelling in pain. To say the least I went to work the next day with a huge, sore, swollen hand that they made me get x-rays on in fear I got another fracture opposite of the one still trying to heal. Luckily so far so good. Hmm how would it sound to the surgeon, "yea so I fell out of my bed and looks like I'm going to need another surgery"...RETARD! Seriously, what in the hell is wrong with me, am I really still 5 years old? At least this time Andy didn't have to shake me to death before I made a bee-line out the front door screaming in my sleep since the impact woke me up, but that's a whole other story. Needless to say, we are purchasing guard rails for the bed this weekend and I will now be wearing protective gear while sleeping...ONLY ME!
7 comments:
This is one of my favorite stories ever! Besides the one about you running outside screaming. Didn't you try to go out the window once too? It's okay that you are 5 years old because you are one of the funniest people I know and hey...Hailey needs friends.
What's next? Are you going to pee the bed? Ha Ha:)
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time (knowing that you are OK). way to go!!
You write the best blogs. I love reading them, but was sad to hear that you were in pain. I hope that wrist heals quickly, so you can get out and be adventurous again.
We miss you guys!
Happens to the best of us! ;o) Man that had to of hurt though Jen! I have to agree...you do write the best blogs!
oh jen, i do miss you and your stories!! i can't wait to see you at breck and steves wedding!! hope your wrist gets better!!
Hahahahahahaha!!! That is too much. Might make it hard to "set the mood" with the gear on ;) Have you always been like this? I don't remember...sleep overs were uneventful...didn't hear any stories at girls camp...hmmm... when did this start?
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